Oh.uhuh honey
“Close your eyes and let the word paint a thousand pictures,
One good girl is worth a thousand bitches”
“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”
speaking the truth
You were my new dream.
(via fragile-realist)
We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.
(via thedavidelliott)
He built a box, and she painted our last initial and their wedding date on it. They put in two unread love letters to each other about why they fell in love, a nice bottle of wine from the year they started dating, and nailed the lid on the box. They promised that if things ever get too hard and their love starts to fade, they will open the box, drink the wine, and read the letters they wrote to each other, reminding them of how much their love means and to never give up.
I shall do that with my future wife.
oh my fucking god.
I’M GONNA DO THIS
I used to be so bad with accepting compliments that giving me compliments was like handing me a newborn
(via vanishedsmoke)
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
(via vanishedsmoke)
“the queer” ಠ_ಠit’s twice as contagious as the gay
Sometimes … sometimes I want to punch people square in the face and have no regrets.
SOME THINGS JUST AREN’T ALLOWED TO BE THIS CUTE.
(via merebrooke)
